Shitney Spears is seeking help from her most die hard fans for her new album, according to her website. She is apparently stuck for a name and as we all know, her talent well dried up about 5 mins after she was born. Oh the poor baldy dear whose more famous now for flashing her ladybits than singing.
Top of the list is:
OMG is like Lindsay Lohan like OK like
I've got a few. How about'
Fuck off and Die, Britney
Poxy
I'm one troubled, whinging bitch
and
I've got a minge like a Wizard's Sleeve.
Tell you what love, I'll come up with a name if you give me half your fucking money you tight fisted talentless twat!
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About as subtle as a brick. I had come up with the following:
Oooops I shaved it again
Hit me with a heavy blunt object baby, one more time
I've given up caring. Life is too short
heh heh heh
Ahhh poor Bri'nee. It can't be easy having tons of money and a voice sooo powerful it sounds just like a recording. Plus the stress of parenthood and shopping means she can't be drunk all the time, which sucks. It's not as easy as it looks, being a Disney reject. Just thank her for not subjecting us to her acting skills!
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