Tuesday 17 July 2007

S.P.A.C.E.R.O.C.K

The planet Uranus, the first planet to be discovered using technology other than the naked eye, was discovered on March 13th 1781 by the German born, music teaching, band leading, telescope constructing Frederick William Herschel and named after a conversation that he had with his wife Mary soon afterwards.

Frederick: ‘Mary! Mary! Come quick!’
Mary: ‘What is it Frederick?’
Frederick: ‘Quick Look!’

Mary peers through the newly constructed telescope.

Mary: ‘What is it that I am looking for, Frederick?’
Frederick: ‘Tis a new planet that I have just discovered.’
Mary: ‘A What?’
Frederick: ‘A new planet, never before been seen by anyone else but us two. This is going to make us famous Mary.’

Mary is unimpressed

Mary: ‘New planet My Arse!’

6 comments:

JC Skinner said...

Bud um tish!

Anonymous said...

Ta Daaa!

galwaywegian said...

I suppose you're going to tell us he named it Venus after her!

Anonymous said...

Madness!

Didya finish your questionny thingy?

Jason said...

@G,waywegian. It is named after her, she said My arse, he thought Your anus.

@K8, I gave up at question 89.

Baino said...

Hahahah. You Oirsh are a cack! (and that's a good thing!)